Quotations - Stupid

Quotations - Stupid

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These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
-- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball playe...
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
One word and one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach...
The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose. -- Muammar Qaddafi
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
-- Dan Quayle, US VP, head of the Space Council...
Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself.
It is a --it is different from the other 49 states....
And now the sequence of events in no particular order. -- Dan Rather, television news ancho
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained. -- Restaurant sign in Langkawi, Malaysia
At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. -- Sir Boyle Roche
P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried
therefore I beg you to write and let me know. -- Sir Boyle Roche...
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
-- Sign in a tailor's shop...

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