Quotations - Stupid

Quotations - Stupid

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All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.
-- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiatio...
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
-- sign in a Moscow Hotel...
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, US Preside
I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth.
I assisted in furthering that version. -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony...
Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
We've been working on the basics because, basically, we've been having trouble with the basics.
-- Bob Ojeda, baseball pitche...
It is beyond my apprehension.
-- Danny Ozark, baseball team manager, regarding his team's losing streak...
We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
-- Parish Magazine...
I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.
-- Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texa...
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
-- H. Ross Pero...

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