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Troy: One Day, My Lady Selma's Gonna Have A Star Right Next To Mine, So Watch Out.
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Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine, so
watch out... Laszlo Panaflex.
-- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
.. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
[points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
.. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
-- That's flattering, "A Fish Called Selma...
Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...