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• The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  ', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  ', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
  Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
• Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
  -- Roy G. Blount, Jr....