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• If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don't see the *problem* here'. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
  Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
• Genny: You know, you're probably the best-looking guy I've ever seen.
  Cat: Well, I wasn't going to be the first to say it....
• The more I see of men the less I like them; if I could but say so of women too, all would be well.
• Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
  Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
• You see things; and say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?
  ' -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
  This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Grampa: Don't be afraid, Moe. I'm here to help you with your romantic problems.
  Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball machine....