Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. KAPLAN
Thoreau's Law: If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! KIRCHENBAUM
Life is not one thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over!
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. DICK CAVETT
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how much they must hate to work for a living.
ROWLAND...
Governments last as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed.
BERENSON...
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. GROUCHO MARX
A handshake isn't worth the paper it is written on. JUDGE WAPNER

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