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• An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.
• Preparing for a blind date and wanting to cover all bases, guy buys a new packet of condoms from the chemist for the date.
  Guess who the blind date turns out to be? The woman who served him in the chemist shop!...
• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
• An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be discovered before they die.
  A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does....
• What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey
• May your blind date insist on wearing a ski mask.