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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
  Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...
• Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-- Lisa
  [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?...
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
  Homer: I'll give it a good home. [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating the sandwich....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
  What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...