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• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
• Christianity gave eroticism its savor of sin and legend when it endowed the human female with a soul.
  ... -- Simone de Beauvoir (1908- ) -- [Refers to the Council of Nicea which made women "human" by *one* vote!...
• Beauty Sleep. Well, in your case, Ugly Sleep.
• The I.S.O. standard unit of female pulchritude is the milli-helen.
  This is the amount of beauty capable of causing the launching of a single ship....
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder: Isle of Beauty, fare thee well!
  -- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- Isle of Beauty...
• Ladies, here's a hint: if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
  That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King...
• Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back.
  -- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
• It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
  ..well...fully sexual if you know what I mean. -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
• May you be so endowed no one envies you.