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• Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• I came, I saw, I screwed up.
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...
• Her lies my wife, let her rest She is peaceful and quiet and its best For when she is not talking and such I am able to enjoy the day very much If she will stay here
  let her be If you disturb her, you'll see....
• I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me?
  So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again....
• With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus party.
  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties....