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• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new vitamin made from chicken blood, it makes men cocky and women lay better.
• Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
• Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes.
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
• I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
  I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.