Related:

• There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
  iht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW...
• Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
• The crowd went crazy as Tommy hit the stage. Little Sally got lost as the police bossed the crowd back in a rage.
  ... Sixteen stitches put her right and her dad said, 'Don't say I didn't warn ya!...
• For her own breakfast she 'll project a scheme, Nor take her tea without a stratagem.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vi, Line 190...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Behold, whiles she before the altar stands, Hearing the holy priest that to her speakes, And blesseth her with his two happy hands.
  -- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- Epithalamion, Line 223...
• Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
• Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe