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NARCISSISM -- playing strip solitaire.
Never underestimate the power of a woman. If you do, they'll call you names.
..like "husband" and "father"--but not necessarily in that order....
NIPPLE -- titular head.
No woman should be stuck in the kitchen. At least take her to the hall, where the carpet's cleaner.
No wonder a repeat performance is called a SECOND HELPING.
When a man goes for seconds, he needs all the help he can get....
NOCTURNAL EMISSION -- dream cream.
NUDE COLORATURA -- muff diva.
NUDIST CAMP -- a place where the peeling is mutual .
NUDIST COLONY -- a place where men and women air their differences.
NUDIST COLONY -- a place where the sun worshipers hang out.

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