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SAFETY BELT -- the one you don't drink before driving home.
SATYRIASIS -- early to bed early to rise.
SCHMUCK -- a guy who goes to a swinging-singles party and shits in the hot tub.
SECRETARY -- not permanent fixture until properly screwed on desk.
SELF-ABUSE -- a pound of flesh.
SEMEN -- knock-up drops.
SEVEN YEAR ITCH -- when all you're getting out of marriage is bed and bored.
SEX -- a mutual fun investment.
Sex is like housework. A woman can do a real good job, but it never stays done--and the better job she does, the more likely she is to do it again real soon.
Sex is one of the few businesses in which a man doesn't mind starting at the top and working his way down.
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