Rude

MONKEY WRENCH -- a spasm in the orgasm chasm.
MONS PUBIS -- box top.
MORNING -- the time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation rises.
MOTEL TOWEL -- a panky hanky.
MOTHER'S DAY -- nine months after father's day.
MOUNTAIN CLIMBER'S VASECTOMY -- dry sack on the rocks.
MOUTH PLUMBER -- a dentist.
MOVABLE FEAST -- going down on a belly dancer.
Much as I'd like to meet a guy who's a male ten," mused the girl, "I'd settle for one who's got a nine.
MUNICIPAL GRAFT -- city haul.

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