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I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F20
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