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NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F12
Related:
Bart: Who names these things [the constellations] anyway?
Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me....
This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could [weakly] die!
Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep] -- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI...
Troi: "Oh, and the next time you call me 'aristocratic'..." -- "The Loss", Stardate unknow
This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
-- Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Next time I'll wear underwear.
Next time I will try English.
Zoidberg: That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream.
The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten....
Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....