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• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
  Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
  .. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
  .. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....
• Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
  [spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...