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Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church,
"Homer the Heretic"
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Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...
Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....