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The Key To Springfield Has Always Been Elm Street. The Greeks Knew It.
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The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.
The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now <you> know it.
-- Herman, "Bart the General"
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Herman: The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.
The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it....
I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
-- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
If you knew it, when did you know you knew?
Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this....
Bet you can't stop reading here <--- I knew it...
Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase.
The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield....
Lawyer: I intend to prove that Freddy Quimby is totally innocent!
First of all, his accuser is a very shady character....