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• To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
• Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
  Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
  [evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
• My best-laid plans have gang agley!
  -- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
  -- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
  Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....