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• To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
• You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
  -- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
  [evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
• Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
  -- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy! Prison Guard
  Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband....
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
  24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...
• Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
  Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...