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• Quote #211 "A Meltdown? One of those annoying buzzwords.
  We prefer to think of it as an unrequested fission surplus!...
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Smithers [as nuclear plant is about to meltdown]: Sir, there may be never be another time to say.
  .. I love you, sir. Burn: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward....
• Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing.
  Too subtle? Simpsons mocking itself Episode: 8F04, Homer Defined...
• Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
  Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye....
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...
• Announcer: We interrupt `Search for the Sun' for this special news bulletin.
  Meltdown Crisis: The First Couple of Minutes....
• Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
  .. Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change the channel....
• Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
  Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?...