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True Or False? You Can Get Mono From Riding The Monorail.
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True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
-- A difficult question on the MCATs (Monorail
Conductors Aptitude Test), "Marge vs. the Monorail"
Related:
MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
he Monorail...
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....
Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
Donuts. Is there anything they
do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
You there, eating the paste. -- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class, "Marge vs.
he Monorail...
Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if....