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God is not dead -- he's been busted
The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.
Software makes hardware happen.
Hugh Hefner is a virgin.
I came; I saw; I f.cked up Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
-- R. Gei...
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