Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -- i.
e. none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long...
he Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost would never throw the Devil out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES 19...
There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates....
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
....
Said Einstein, "I have an equation Which to some may seem rabelaisia
Let V be virginity Approaching infinity...
A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin!...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree.
But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!...

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