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• Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
  Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that....
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
  And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
  Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Treehouse of Horror V...
• Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
  [remembers Abe with hair and a tuxedo] Abe...
• Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...