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• We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
  So we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy! -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening.
  To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad....
• Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
  Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart] [removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel] Marge
  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels. Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
  Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!...
• Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled.
  .."The School Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus....
• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...