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• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series".
  Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland....
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
  Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...