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• Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
  What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Lisa: [motioning to the coffins] Satisfied? Bart: Big deal.
  It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest home....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity] Lisa
  Ow! What's _that's_ supposed to prove? Bart: That nerds conduct electricity....
• Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba -- Lisa: Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp.
  Bart: Gna-gna-gna-gna -- Lisa: Yeah, I've seen your Curly too!...