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• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
  [spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....