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Bart: Aw, Damn FDA! Why Can't It All Be Marshmallows?
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Bart: Aw, damn FDA! Why can't it all be marshmallows?
Lisa: Ew! Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box.
They go in the trash!
-- Bart eats Lucky Charms, "Homer Bad Man"
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