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• Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
  Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Marge: Mrs. Van Houten? I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?
  Mrs.V: I remember. -- "Homer Defined...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
  [offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?...
• Milhouse: Mom! Dad! Great news! The teachers are on -- Mrs.
  Van H: We heard. Mr. Van H: And we already hired a tutor....
• Bart: Yuck! What reeks? Nelson: [smug] Smells like one of Van Houten's.
  Milhouse: It does not! [an oil gusher explodes between Bart and Milhouse] [the tiles under Ralph Wiggum's desk shake] Ralph...
• Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne Van Houten.
  Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything about you....