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• Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
  [drinks some; turns into a handsome man] [smooth voice] What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?...
• Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
  Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, my son, Barney!
  Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting slob....
• It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
  What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie....
• Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
  But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex....
• Abe: Oh, memories! If this old place could talk, it'd say -- [pulls light cord
  ceiling collapses, piles vase, chair, toaster, and tricycle on Abe's head] Home...
• Homer: Ooh, Mama! This is _finally_ really happening.
  After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I _know_ I'm gonna get Rich with _this_ scheme....
• Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
  So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow!...