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• Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
  .. and I've come to put a stop to it! Ba...
• Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
  Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man!...
• Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all gonna die!
  [Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
  Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course....
• Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
  Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
• Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
  Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
• Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinne
  {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea....