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Bart: The Gremlin's Taking Off The Wheel. Stop The Bus Or We're All Gonna Die!
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Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all
gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock]
Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat.
-- A just punishment, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
[a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...
Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
.. and I've come to put a stop to it! Ba...
Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
[spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.
She was right to do it. -- Seymour "Norman" Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Skinner: Pull, Willy, pull! Willy: I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
-- Fitting epithets, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
a chainsaw noise is heard] Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one....
Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man!...