Homer: [gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day!
[a car-carrying truck stops behind him]
[a bunch of cars drive onto it accidentally]
Driver: Heh heh heh...finders keepers. [drives off]
Homer: [reading] "This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you
say, Mr. Billboard! [skids off]
[stops suddenly at another billboard for barbeque sauce]
[cars collide behind him and explode]
Homer: [reading] "Best in the West." Heh heh heh, that rhymes!
[looking at the next one] "Clown college"? You can't eat that.
-- Homer's billboard-judging criteria, "Homer the Clown"
