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I'll Get A Bunch Of Monkeys, Dress 'em Up, And Make 'em Reenact The Civil War!
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I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War! Heh, heh, heh!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
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