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• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Marge: I'm glad you're OK, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
  Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt....