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  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Lisa: You really think I did OK out there, Mom? Marge
  Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
  [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry I'm going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
  Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?...
• Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
  Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember. Home...