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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
  Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter....
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Bart: Hello, Southern hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?
  Man 1: [sighs] Just a minute, I'll check. [walks into bathroom...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Announcer: Coming up next, "The Flintstones" meet "The Jetsons".
  Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh &l
  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...