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Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm Bringing Back The -- Krusty
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Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the --
Krusty: [points a shotgun at Homer]
You just keep right on driving.
-- Homer tries to return the trampoline,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
.. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
} Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...
Homer: That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline. Yep, it's finally gone.
[a shadow grows above Homer] [the trampoline bounces repeatedly off Homer's head, driving his feet into the ground] {If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now....
Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
[bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....