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Thank You, Martha Quinn. [Audience Applauds] There You Have I
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Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it: unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities.
She's one of my favorites. I loved her in the thing I saw her in.
-- Brad Goodman on his infomercial, "Bart's Inner Child"
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Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
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