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Right Now, I Want Each Of You To Try Something Interesting.
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Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There's no
trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!
-- Brad Goodman at the "Inner Child Workshop",
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".
Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health....
Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....
Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really _living_....