Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid". Well, now
I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health. That's
right, it's the Brad Goodman [squints at cue cards] something-or-
other...
-- Troy McClure introduces "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat",
"Bart's Inner Child"