Related:

• As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
  -- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System!
  -- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover.
  Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank you, Troy!...
• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
  But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
• I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule"!
  -- "Homer Alone...
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Welcome to the Chocolate Factory. I'm Troy McClure!
  You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'....
• A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
  Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine!...