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• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".
  Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health....
• Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.
  Folks, do you realize without your support, public television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as "Edward the Penitent"?...
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" and "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms".
  Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone -- even cynical members of Generation X!...
• Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
  -- Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets a Job...
• Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drive
  The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"....
• Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System!
  -- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory".
  -- I Can't Believe They Invented It! "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....