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  Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
• Ms.M: So y = r^3/3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
  Class: [chuckles] Ms.M: Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative dy = 3 r^2 / 3, or r^2 dr, or r dr r....
• Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? Hibbert: [chuckles] Why
  Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live....
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
• Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
  Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man....
• Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
  Bart: Now you know better....
• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....