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• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
  If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
• I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
  [drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?
  } Bart: {You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily....