Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to
simulate a typical household problem. Go.
Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door
again.
Homer: Why you cotton-pickin' -- [strangles Cletus]
[the class looks critically at Homer]
[to himself] No, I gotta pass this class for my kids.
[to Cletus] Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.
Cletus: [stricken] I love you, Pa! [weeps]
Homer: I love you, Cletus! [weeps]
[the class cheers; some shoot guns into the air]
-- With a hoedown to celebrate,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
